You know you're too vicious to temp when . . .

The night before you go on the assignment you dream of twisting their *ucking heads off.

You know you're too vicious to temp when you are asked for three references and you realize that you've sued everyone you ever worked for.

You know you're too vicious to temp when temp counselors see you on the street and they turn and run away screaming.

You know you're too vicious to temp when you see another temp kill a supervisor on the job and you realize that you should have called the police three or four hours ago.

You know you're too vicious to temp when you go on a job and the supervisor says "Hi" and you say "Just *ucking Sign My Time Sheet You Stupid Bitch So I Can *ucking Get The *uck Out of this *ucking Dump".

You know you're too vicious to temp when you are registering with a temp counselor and you realize that you may have sued her mother and her brother and her sister and her ...

You know you're too vicious to temp when you accept a job on Monday that is suppose to last all week and then arrange for another job to start on Wednesday for when the first assignment ends.

You know you're too vicious to temp when you meet a truly psychotic Supervisor and instead of getting angry you get a smile on your face remembering all of the lives and careers you have destroyed.

You know you're too vicious to temp when you take a $15.00/hr word processing job instead of a $25.00/hr help desk job because you know that you are more likely to kill someone doing help desk.

You know that you are too vicious to temp when you think that Colin Fergueson was just like really really misunderstood.

You know you are too vicious to temp when you realize that the only way to truly avoid twisting someone's head off is to not leave the house.

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