Actor Support Forum, Work at Gay Investment Banking Inc

Guys, my friend MarK who is Supervisor at Gay Investment Banking Inc just told me that they are looking for freelancers there. I think he can get us in.

Darla Dimwitty

Great news Darla, I can't live one more day on unemployment. Thanx

You HAVE to see my new headshots, GURL!!!

Kathie Damaged

I didn't know that temps could collect unemployment!

Darla! You really are a Dimwitty aren't you.

My friend Alex Mounts told me about it. Alex Mounts and his roommate Tom Presents have both collected unemployment before.

Alex Mounts ... Tom Presents ... They are roommates? I didn't know that.

Did I hear my name mentioned? Of course temps can collect unemployment. I found out about it from that TempCity ™ Web site.

Isn't that that web site by that stupid Christopher Paige's brother? I absolutely Hate Christopher Paige (but don't tell him I said that).

Darla, can you put in a good word for me at Gay? I could use the work.