Bertha Megabuttocks has been described as not only "butt ugly", but "scary" butt ugly. Bertha is fat, ugly, stupid, mean and smelly. But fortunately, Bertha was employed by an investment bank at a time when that investment bank needed to promote some Mandinkas in order to have a more favorable EEO1 profile.

In order to be able to claim that it had minorities in management positions, Bertha's investment bank promoted her and five other scary butt ugly Mandinkas from copier jockeys in the copy room of said bank to Supervisors in the bank's word processing center. Because Bertha's investment bank desperately needed Mandinka managers on the payroll in order to defend a lawsuit by Female investment bankers employed by the bank, Bertha and her fellow Mandinkas were able to terrorize temp after temp for more than twenty years until one day they ran into Christopher.

Currently, Bertha is "between residences" and is hoping to find another Supervisor job so she can payoff the judgment Christopher got against her. Bertha spent three years in prison for fraud and theft arising from a car voucher scheme she was engaged in at her old investment bank.