When a bunch of abused *uckers (like New Yorkers in specific and Americans in general) have a lot of time on their hands, you can expect them to plan all kinds of elaborate bullshit designed solely to bring the rest of the world down to their level.

Idiot *uckers NEED a fahking crisis to keep them occupied, just to keep the rest of the world safe.

It just so happens that on Thursday I, unfortunately, allowed a bunch of abused *uckers to upset me to the point where I felt that I had best avoid the NYC population for the rest of the day. As soon as I got home and logged onto the internet, the lights went out on the east coast.

Since there is construction on my building and on a building next door, I assumed that the power outage was confined to my building and or my block. I knew that the power outage extended to a store two blocks away, because I went there and they had no lights. Well,

It wasn’t until I returned to my apartment and I heard a lot of noise outside my window, that I suspected that the power outage was bigger than my neighborhood.

My windows look out on Central Park West. And, when I looked out the window to see what all the noise was about, I saw a parade of people walking up Central Park West toward Harlem, because the Eight Avenue Subway Line, which runs along Central Part West, was out.

Idiot Abused *uckers operate on the principle that they have it all figured out. Since the worlds of idiot abused uckers are very small (because they have no fahking hopes and no fahking dreams) idiot abused uckers can become so focused on bullshit that they don't have time to actually anticipate any catastrophe. For example,

(a) The NYCFPD (New York City fahking Police Department) was so focused on arresting as many Black Kids as possible, that it couldn't have even imagined that someone would fly a plan into the World Trade Center.

(B) George Bush and his gang of Compassionate Conservatives were so focused on destroying what little affirmative action initiatives remained in the United States, that the federal government could not even have imagined that:
(i) someone could fly a plan into the World Trade Center;
(ii) that some Arabs could be so much smarter than a bunch of tired aasss old-world-thinking-US-Generals, that they could actually have planned to have the US walk right into a guerilla war in Iraq; and/or,
(iii) that someone could easily knock the power off for the entire east fahking coast of the United States.

While I did some much needed cleaning-up in my Apartment by candle light when the power off, I felt the safest that I have felt since September 11th.

For however long it took the idiot *uckers to figure out how to turn the power back on for the entire fahking east coast of the United States, the fahking world was safe.