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This just in
New York City Police report today that the Graybar Building was completely destroyed when Lourdes Lardass, President of Lardass Staffing and the United Association of Lesbian Owned Staffing Firms, detonated a small nuclear bomb within the offices of Lardass Staffing.
Amid the rubble and debris, Police found parts of a suicide note left by Ms. Lardass.
While people will say that I was insane, I can assure you all that I was completely sane and in complete control of myself and Lenna.
In this horrible economic environment for staffing firms, I simply could not sit back and watch my staffing empire crumble around me; not after all the dick I had to suck to get where I am (and I don't even like men).
I waited until today, payday, when all of my temps were in the office to pick up their checks to detonate the bomb. This way none of those low class predatory agencies can steal my temps in some silly attempt to recapture the glory that was Lardass Staffing.
I call upon my girls in the United Association of Lesbian Owned Staffing Firms to merge and create one huge giant temp agency that can weather this annus horribilus and become the staffing giant that I tried to make Lardass Staffing into. Lourdes Lardass, President, Lardass Staffing.
While the entire Graybar Building was completely destroyed, Police report that Bertha Megabuttocks, an employee of Lardass Staffing, somehow managed to escape the destruction.
I put up with that botoxed facelifted White Bitch for three years. Now, I gots her entire client list on floppy disks and I'm gonna create my own temp agency. Bertha Megabuttocks.