Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz generally fly into Manhattan from Minnesota or Wisconsin under the delusion that you can actually live in Manhattan without bending over for someone, some where, some time. The First “rude awakening” for Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz generally comes about a month or two after they have been in Manhattan looking for an apartment and they realize that, in NYC, “Roommate” is a euphemism for The Guy Who Is fahking You In Exchange For Allowing You To Live In His Apartment.

Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz are like caviar on the WP Center Circuit (they never do any work in Centers and they don’t know how to type). Most Tired aasss Queens supervising WP Centers seem to feel that Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz are much better in bed than regular gay boyz, this is why all of the dancers at the Gaiety claim to be straight. Tired aasss Queen WP Center Supervisors claim that it takes a Man to Work a Man.

There was once a NYC temp agency that only advertised for temps in a Madison, Wisconsin newspaper, this agency had an exclusive contract to supply Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz to some Tired aasss Queeens at a very high profile exclusive investment bank in Manhattan.

Eventually, Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz realize that “exclusive heterosexuality" is simply not compatible with the logistics and economics of living in Manhattan and that women just don’t want to pay for it.

Most Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz OD after about three or four years as Gay Porn Stars and end up buried in the same cemetery as Joey Stephano.


Fuzzy Butt Straight Boy related Defintions:

Raging Heterosexual. In NYC, a “Raging Heterosexual” is a guy who is paid $40,000 to spend the weekend in the Hamptons working some Tired aasss Queen (who owns a record company) and who then returns to Manhattan on Monday and gives all the money to his girlfriend who is making $12.00/hr working as a temp administrative assistant.

A Dancer is a male prostitute; they can’t dance.

The HBTYs is Chelsea slang for Fuzzy Butt Straight Boyz, it comes from the expression “Hasn’t Been Turned Yet