You see it everywhere in NYC these days, the tude industry has hit rock bottom.

Everywhere you go now in NYC, you see formerly snobby tude queens offering to give blow jobs for food.

The stock that was once headed to Morgan Stanley and CSFB as two year analysts, are now all at Stella's battling the PR's and Dominicans for a shot at doing some old retired fahker.

Things are just that bad. Now...

Can it be that the owners of the most famous attitude agency in town have just created a low budget, no frills, McDonalds-like temp agency in order to pay for their next facelifts?

I wonder what they are doing about dance lessons? Can someone tell them that I know a way that they can get custom built dance studios put in their apartments so that they can get private dance lessons?