Law Firms Are Where Tired Ass WP Center Supervisor Queens Go To Die

Honation (tm) NYC Temp Agencies New York City: Christopher Paige's Journal: What You Need To Know To Make Tons of Money Temping And To Destroy The Lives of Dumb Fucks Who Get In Your Way: Word Processing Centers In General: Law Firms Are Where Tired Ass WP Center Supervisor Queens Go To Die
By Admin (Admin) on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 1:49 pm: Edit Post

Picture this: a desiccated old queen with cob webs all around it, slowing writing something on a notepad with a lead pencil, while “Memory” from Cats is playing in the background. This image would be pretty close to what a Tired Ass WP Center Supervisor Queen looks like in its last remaining days on the planet.

Now, (I was just thinking about this the other day), the world may actually be a much safer place because tired ass queens can move to NYC and buy sex. I think that if these hard-up fuckers were out in the outback somewhere where they couldn’t pay someone to sleep with them, that there would be a lot more John Wayne Gacyes out there with hundreds of bodies buried in the crawl spaces of their houses… But I digress.

The Crowning Achievement for a Tired Ass Queen is making it to Manager of a Word Processing Center at one of the Major Investment Banks. Investment Banks generally don’t give a shit about what happens in their word processing centers, so Tired Ass Queens generally have unlimited resources at their disposal to finally get the chance to have sex with someone fuckable, and to get their companies to pay for it. Oh, to be Queen of a Major Investment Bank’s WP Center and to be supplied with the cutest fuzzy butt straight boyz in Manhattan by four major temp agencies… does it get any better than that?

As indicated elsewhere on this board, I actually, truthfully, honestly was sent to an IBank’s Center (infested with Queens) by a temp agency “to see if they would like me”. It was the practice of this temp agency to send temps to these Tired Ass Queens for four hours, at no charge, so that the Queens could decide if they liked the temps. From what I could tell, all the temps sent to this idiot center by this temp agency were male.

But the horror is that no one in NYC actually likes Tired Ass Queens… I mean it is okay to be a cute young bottom in NYC, but to be an old tired ass ugly wrinkled bottom (in a city full of bottoms) is just uncalled for, it just pisses people off. All of Manhattan is eager to do whatever it can to destroy the lives of every tired ass queen in Manhattan, no one likes them, not even the gay community.

A Tired Ass WP Center Supervisor Queen may start out at a Merrill Lynch or a Salomon Brothers, or maybe your Lehman Brothers (your top tier banks), … but they will slowly fall down the investment banking food chain as they get booted out of one Center after another. From what I could tell, Bear Sterns was the last stop for Tired Ass WP Supervisor Queens before they were thrown into that uncharted DARK continent know as LAW FIRMS. Law Firms Are Where Tired Ass WP Supervisor Queens Go To Die

Memory, all alone in the moonlight...I can smile at the old days...I was beautiful then ...


By Admin (Admin) on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 9:11 am: Edit Post

And these "Bitch Turns" that Tired Ass Queens pull at investment banks, just don't go over well at law firms.

I once saw this tired ass queen TRY to play bitch with four Ghetto Mandinka Bitches and these women dragged that Queen's ass into a conference room and beat the shit out of him for hours, for hours I tell you.

From what I understand, it later took six hours of surgery to remove a computer keyboard from the Queen's rectum (they also found a wristwatch in there, but apparently that had been there a while... I heard it was a Timex).


Add a Message


This is a private posting area. Only registered users and moderators may post messages here.
Username:  
Password:

Topics Last Day Last Week Tree View    Getting Started Formatting Troubleshooting Program Credits    New Messages Keyword Search Contact Moderators Edit Profile Administration