There was once this Butt Ugly Mankinka Bitch who actually thought that she was smarter and more vicious than I am. The Bitch looked burnt and abused like someone had beaten the shit out of her and had set her ugly ass on fire, but she just wouldn't die.

This Butt Ugly Bitch got it into her little tiny Butt Ugly brain that she was going to harass me.

Now, there were like five people in this particular idiot center and I was the only one working. When I finished a job, the Butt Ugly Mandinka Bitch would be holding a job to give to me while all the other people in the center were listening to music on their CD Players or running around somewhere.

I eventually got the bitch fired, but that's not my reason for telling this story...

What I find amusing to this day is that this Bitch could not properly pronounce the word "document", she would say "Dacomint".

So, when I finished a job, the bitch would come over to me and ask, "Do you have a Dacomint"? Because the bitch was always holding another "dacomint" specifically for me when I finished a job.

I almost could not contain myself when I heard the idiot say "dacomint". I know it was suppose to be harrassment, but I just thought that it was soo funny ... "Do You Have A Dacomint?", is that some kind of candy or something? Daco Mint?

Some time later, the company that this center was at did an internal investigation of the WP Center and produced this little report from the DocsOpen logs on what operators did what work and when. Guess who was the only operator in the center showing up in the DocsOpen logs as having done any work?