Honation (tm) NYC Temp Agencies New York City: FUCKABLILITY and the Art of Getting Temp Work

FUCKABLILITY and the Art of Getting Temp Work

Honation (tm) NYC Temp Agencies New York City: Christopher Paige's Journal: What You Need To Know To Make Tons of Money Temping And To Destroy The Lives of Dumb Fucks Who Get In Your Way: FUCKABLILITY and the Art of Getting Temp Work

By Admin (Admin) on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 1:36 pm: Edit Post

I repeatedly see postings from temps on message boards who complain that they register with agencies, score well on the tests and never get called. These people wonder why this is so, why do agencies advertise for temps and then when you go in and register they don't give you work?

FUCKABILITY!
FUCKABILITY IS THE KEY!

The secret to getting a lot of temp work is being FUCKABLE, you have to be attractive enough to the pathetic bitch client that the pathetic bitch client will want to stare at your ass all day long and dream of having sex with you.

Most temp agencies know or have an idea what each one of their clients considers FUCKABLE. If you walk into a temp agency, the temp counselor will look up at you and immediately begin scanning your face and ass to see if your features match the requirements of any one of his/her Clients.

If a temp agency does not consider you POSSIBLY FUCKABLE, the agency will allow you to register and take its test, but that agency is not going to call you with any work.

The Good News is that there are soooo many twisted, pathetic, usless, hard-up fuckers in NYC supervising Centers, that everyone in NYC is bound to match some hard-up fucker's idea of Fuckable. There are even Lesbians who supervise/manage Centers who are looking for someone LICKABLE.

By Admin (Admin) on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 1:40 pm: Edit Post

These frumpy lumpy overweight "Baby Mommas" spend all of this time and money learning office skills. These "Baby Mommas" register with temp agencies and then they have the nerve to wonder aloud why they don't get work and these Hot Good Looking Guys (with butts that you can bounce quarters off of) do get work.

By Admin (Admin) on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 7:40 pm: Edit Post

Go Donny, Go Donny

I had this wack friend named Don, who was really a sweet guy and I almost felt like his father. Don once mentioned to me that he and his girlfriend were arranging a live sex show to charge people to watch them have sex.

I actually once talked Don out of his plan to beat the shit out of the owner of a certain temp agency. I managed to convince Don that he didn't have to wait for the bitch to leave work and beat her ass, because someone else was bound to do it eventually.

I met Don at a law firm and some time later Don appeared at an investment bank where I was also working. On Don's first day at the Bank, I told him that if he wanted to get in good with the Bitch handling temps, that he would have to kiss her ass and suck up to her.

Now, I had been at this bank for years and I never managed to get formally classified as a "long term HOUSE temp". The day after my conversation with Don, Don's name appeared on the list as a formal "long term HOUSE temp". To this day I wonder what exactly Don did to the bitch to get on that list so fast.

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