Oh my God!

The Bitch is DEAD!

The Bitch is actually DEAD!

At first I couldn't believe it, but then I found out that it really is true, the bitch really is DEAD!

This is beyond anything I could have dreamed of.

I guess there is a God after all.

I was hoping maybe that the Bitch would get fired and maybe someday commit suicide, but the bitch is actually dead, right now, as we speak, she's rotting in a box buried in the ground somewhere.

And I didn't even know that the bitch was sick

God, I wish I could have been there. I wish I could have video taped her so that I could play it at Temp Parties. We coulda like played it regular speed, then hit "rewind" and then played it again double speed, like a cartoon; maybe with some sodas and pizza.

I have resisted posting on this idiot board up to now. But now that I'm dead, I have to put my foot (or what's left of my foot) down.

You are to stop referring to me on this board, NOW.

If you don't stop using my name, I will ... I will... I will rot more slowly!!!

Oh Dead Bitch. I'm so glad you posted. We in the theater community really really miss you. That new guy who replaced you doesn't have the culture you had.

Don't waste your time Dead Bitch. Everyone knows that Christopher is an asshole

Don't worry Darla, I emailed Larry and I told her that I wanted the MIX of the staff to remain at the high cultural level as I left it. Everyone knows that some people were just not intended to temp at investment banks; Let Them Work Law Firms

Excuse me ...

Um, Dead Bitch DNU-ed my agency two years ago.

Now that she's dead, could I like get back in?

Who's taking over Dead Bitch's job? Anyone know?