How To Start Your Own Temp Agency In Manhattan
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How To Start Your Own Temp Agency In Manhattan
By Admin (Admin) on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 3:02 am: Edit PostOkay, I'm going to tell you how to start your own temp agency in NYC and my fee for this service is $500.00. If you continue to read this, yo ass betta mail me my $500.00 ASAP. Okay?
To start your own temp agency in NYC you need to do the following in the following order:
(1) Hook-up with someone in power at some big company that can get your temp agency approved as a source for temps
(2) File formation papers for some kind of business
(3) Find some temps to send to the company(companies) you get a contract with.
Now, once you get a contract to supply temps, you can always go to another temp agency for temps, so finding temps to send to the companies you get contracts with is a no brainer.
Likewise, creating some kind of business entity is a no-brainer, so lets just concentrate on "hooking-up".
The CLASSIC ways to "hook-up" with someone at a company that can give you a temp contract are: (a) asking a relative for a favor; (b) asking your spouse for a favor; (c) claiming to be a minority; or (d) working some hard-up tired ass queen or working some hard-up bitch (obviously working some hard-up bitch is a "desperation move").
As you no doubt realize, there are only so many people you can be related to and there are only so many people you can be married to. And, all of the lard ass bitches who currently own temp agencies are claiming to be minorities, so there aren't really a lot of open "Minority Vendor" slots in Manhattan. Sooooo, the most strategic way to HOOK-UP with the MOST clients for your temp agency is through sex (i.e., working some hard-up tired ass queen or working some hard-up bitch).
Now, this is Manhattan, so before you go out and buy a bunch of gas masks and some bio hazard suits I can tell you that working hard-up bitches is only going to get you so far. See where I'm going here?
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By Admin (Admin) on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 - 3:17 am: Edit PostSeriously, Folks
To the average person it may sound stupid to try to get companies to give you temp contracts when you don't have any temps, this is why the average person is not making millions of dollars a year.
There ARE companies that are making a lot of money, that ARE getting temp contracts and these companies don't have any temps; the buzz word for this is MASTER VENDOR.
Essentially, what you would do as a Master Vendor would be to sell yourself as a Manager of Temporary Services rather than as a temp agency. You tell the company that you can manage all of the temp agencies they are dealing with for them; instead of the company dealing with 7 or 10 or more temp agencies, the company would only deal with you (and you would deal with the temp agenies as subcontractors to your company).
I dread the day when the hookers and the Gaiety Boyz realize how much more money they can make being temp agencies and master vendors
